• @[email protected]
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    193 months ago

    “yess I’m the only one here today, the boss is surely going to love me more than the rest of those lazy fuckers”

    • @AnalogyAddict
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      93 months ago

      Probably more like “being in crowds cripples me and I hate my home life, so I’d just as soon work.”

      • @[email protected]
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        63 months ago

        I work with a guy like that. He hates his wife so much that WFH was causing him genuine issues. He would call us just to be in a meeting. I used to think it was a joke until hearing her constantly nagging him.”you are home! You need to help with the laundry! I want the computer! Let me use it!”

        The guy ended up quitting and taking a job that took him back in the office.

      • @Boxtifer
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        13 months ago

        Life must be terrible if the only interesting thing you do is work

        • @AnalogyAddict
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          33 months ago

          Yes, not everyone has a great life. And some people love doing what they do.

        • @[email protected]
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          -13 months ago

          Yeah I know I’d kill myself.

          …no, I’d kill one of the people I thought were responsible.

    • Flax
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      23 months ago

      Mfw boss doesn’t notice because he’s too busy looking at the eclipse