• @errer
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    2498 months ago

    Plot twist: Harrison Ford asks every older Asian man if he’s Short Round

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      1428 months ago

      And everyone is too intimidated by him to say no. He’s hugged 211 unsuspecting Asian men since the 80s.

      • Cethin
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        298 months ago

        Someone’s got to stop this lunatic serial hugger!

        • NoSpiritAnimal
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          168 months ago

          There’s three things Harrison Ford loves: weed, hugging Asian men with genuine affection, and crashing airplanes.

          • @batmaniam
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            98 months ago

            I have a friend that flies, I got a very stern talking to once that it’s because Ford has a taste for old aircraft. Which… remember this is a hobby where no one raises an eyebrow for a Cessna made in the early 90s. I guess the one where he landed the helicopter on the golf course involved some autorotation maneuvering and whatnot. In any event, turns out he’s an excellent pilot in the air, but maybe a not so great one on the ground before takeoff lol.

    • @SpruceBringsteen
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      58 months ago

      If he met any Asians after crashing his plane on a golf course I hope this brings them some closure.

      No, it wasn’t the crash or a concussion. Harrison Ford is just like that.

      • @[email protected]
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        68 months ago

        Whoaa, hang on, let’s show Ford some respect.

        He also crashes his perfectly functional planes on airport taxiways instead of the runway ATC directs him to.