You would think it would make me feel better to know that every person has intrusive thoughts. But it doesn’t at all, quite the opposite.

Yall are as crazy as I am, we are doomed.

  • Flying SquidM
    11•9 months ago

    Somehow, and I honestly don’t know how, I have passed by countless fire alarms in my life and resisted the urge to pull every one I see. It’s been 46 years. Here’s hoping my record will continue to be unbroken.

    But my goodness, I’ve spent a long time resisting the History Eraser Button. Those alarms are even jolly and candylike!