• kase
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      316 months ago


      Lmao

      • @FooBarrington
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        166 months ago

        Falsehoods programmers believe about names:

          1. Names are representable using an n-dimensional infinite canvas. Nobody has a name requiring an (n+1)-dimensional representation.
        • @SkyeHarith
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          26 months ago

          Strongly resisting the urge to rename myself to the concept of ℂⁿ⁺¹.

          How do you spell it? You can’t. Muahahaha

    • @NorthWestWind
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      86 months ago

      That’s why you should store names as images

    • Echo Dot
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      46 months ago

      Alright alright but surely people’s names are diverse enough such that no million people share the same name.

      Who thinks that?

      There’s about 5,000 people working at the organization I work at and there’s loads of people who have the same name, first and last.

    • @[email protected]
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      46 months ago

      One of my financial accounts wouldn’t let me transfer money to another because my name wasn’t exactly the same on that account.