• @GardenVarietyAnxiety
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    179 months ago

    But I, I said, I, I don’t care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I, then I’m quitting, I’m going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they’ve moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn’t bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler.

    • Altima NEO
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      9 months ago

      It’s true, that swingline with it’s branded staples are a beast. The Boston one feels like a cheap toy.