Edit: I’m not actually opposed to watching movies with directors cuts. Just realized I love watching ridiculously long video essays about movies, but almost never watch directors commentaries. Not sure why, probably availability.
Also I heightened the phrasing for comedic purposes ;)
Trailers are more like clickbait. Summaries actually replace seeing the movie if you don’t want to sit through it. (Titanic: the ship sinks).
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