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The Picard ManeuverM to Lemmy Shitpost • 10 months ago

Guys will meet him and just say "hell yeah!"

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Guys will meet him and just say "hell yeah!"

The Picard ManeuverM to Lemmy Shitpost • 10 months ago
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  • @db2
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    92•10 months ago

    High five for the guy talking about jacking off, what could possibly go wrong.

    • @wreckage
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      50•10 months ago

      Hell yeah

    • @Chocrates
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      18•10 months ago

      Looking for a JO Buddy to watch Tornados with.

    • @cholesterol
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      12•10 months ago

      Share the load

    • @[email protected]
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      6•10 months ago

      Hah, yeah…

      Heh…

      Jackin’ off…

    • @[email protected]
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      1•10 months ago

      Before covid everyone was shaking each others hands. I can guarantee you that not all the handshakes I’ve had were clean, because I sometimes didn’t wash my hands after having a wank.

      • krimsonbun
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        10•10 months ago

        what the fuck.

        • @[email protected]
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          7•10 months ago

          COVID saved us from zozano apparently

          Worth it

      • @[email protected]
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        3•10 months ago

        It’s like, you held their dicks.

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