• teft
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    8110 months ago

    Isn’t one of their big rules “Be fruitful and multiply”?

    I take that to mean getting railed in sundresses is perfectly christian.

    • @Frozengyro
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      1910 months ago

      And by be fruitful and multiply he clearly meant, only having sex with the lights out, under the covers, in the missionary position, for the sole purpose of procreation.

      • @[email protected]
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        910 months ago

        Also female orgasm is a sin, she’s basically whore then and probably would also enjoy it with others

        • @Frozengyro
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          1110 months ago

          Not just a sin, but also a myth. Only men can orgasm!

          • @[email protected]
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            1410 months ago

            Who was that Republican dude whose wife said something like women don’t orgasm and a women getting wet is a medical issue? That poor girl.

            • @[email protected]
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              1210 months ago

              That was Ben Shapiro’s wife who, I believe, is a physician. She’s got some interesting cognitive dissonance going on.

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                10 months ago

                I personally know a gynecologist who, in her thirties, was still uneducated on the wonders of receiving oral sex, on the existence of the G spot, etc. Apparently they don’t really have time for that sort of stuff in the cursus in a lot of countries. Sexual health doesn’t include pleasure, it seems.
                Which is to say, unless it comes from personal experience, they won’t be advocating for that sort of stuff.
                So it makes perfect sense if that lady is a strict Christian who married her “first love” and isn’t really a medical gynecologist and he’s the typical “i need a wife who’s a virgin so I’ll never gave to make an effort because she’ll never know any better” dude. That poor woman should shut the fuck up though.

            • CarrierLost
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              510 months ago

              Ben Shapiro. That poor dude’s wife.

    • @andrewta
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      1510 months ago

      Only if it involves getting nailed while on a cross

      Yeah I’m going to hell.