• 🇰 🔵 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️
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      102 months ago

      “How was it working with Lassie?”

      “If by ‘worked with’ you mean ‘banged up the ass’ then it was alright.”

      “Whoa. You can say that? Huh. Well I, too, once banged a dog up the a-”

      “How was I supposed to know we’d be fined?!”

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      22 months ago

      My favorite is probably the one with the Ramones.

      “We’re just a bunch of old punks.”

      “Well listen here, you punks!