• @db2
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      437 months ago

      Biblically accurate Shakespeare can’t hurt you.

    • @[email protected]
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      77 months ago

      “And before they could nail him to the cross, Jesus immediately vanished before them. All who saw this were amazed. Then a voice from the heavens, sounding as though it were the son of God spoke saying, ‘The better part of valour is discretion.’”–The Gospel According to Sir John Falstaff

    • Flying Squid
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      37 months ago

      Shakespeare wasn’t one person, he was actually a collection of Bibles monkeys with typewriters writing under a pseudonym