• @MrJameGumb
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    359 months ago

    “sure, it seems like a lot but you need the understand the great value you’re getting for that $70! Once you agree to a 48 month non-refundable subscription, we will ensure that our representatives do NOT follow you around with flashing lights and sirens and a big sign that says ‘did not pay $70’! At that price you can’t afford not to subscribe!”

    • @Rolando
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      59 months ago

      follow you around with flashing lights and sirens and a big sign that says ‘did not pay $70’!

      Why not just show ads? Paying the $70 reduces the amount seen. Of course we need lots of personal information to show the right ads. And everything you say or do will be recorded for AI training.

    • @RubberElectrons
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      39 months ago

      😬 tone it down there, Aldous, that’s getting a little too plausible.

      • @MrJameGumb
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        29 months ago

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