• @[email protected]
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    There are literally lawn chairs in Hyde Park in London and if you sit in a dude rocks up and informs you that it costs like $2 per half hour to sit in it.

    • palordrolap
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      Oh. That sounds like fun. Going round collapsing all the unoccupied chairs, that is.

    • @AnUnusualRelic
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      It used to be like that when I was a wee child in the Paris parks. They stopped it in the early '70s I think. I seem to remember that the fee was 50 centimes back then for 1/2 hour. I’ve no idea what the current equivalent would be.

      So I looked up a random inflation calculator and it works out to 1€ today, taking into account the 684% of inflation.

    • @Whelks_chance
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      There’s literally food in restaurants in London and if you eat it a dude rocks up and informs you it’s like £15 to eat it.

      I’m not sure what you expect here. A charitable or government service to provide you with deck chairs for free?

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        Right? Like someone is going to put a chair or bench in a public space like a park. Ha! Call it a “park bench” or something… and let people sit on it for free?? Ludicrous! It’ll never happen! /s

        That’ll be £1.00 for reading this response. Please advise where to send the invoice.

        • lad
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          I upvoted after reading the first half and then read the second and wanted to upvote again 😂

          also

          I hereby entitle agent_flounder to reading this response gratis as a payment for reading their comment

          • Rhynoplaz
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            86 months ago

            I wasn’t going to vote at all, so I went ahead and put another one on to cover your second.

      • @[email protected]
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        I’m my local park there are hammocks that the local government puts up each year.

        Benches, hammocks, flowers, swings and a free open air gym is provided as part of the tax we pay to the city

        I know that you are just a rightoid moron but I just want to make clear that having nice parks that people want to spend time in is not a new and weird concept.

        • HubertManne
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          No hammocks here but even in the small parks they put in one device to do a variety of excersises and in the larger ones there is like a circuit of various things. They are all static type things to help with calisthenics but are pretty neat.

      • @guy
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        Free outdoor seating is extremely common though, it’s not that far fetched it could apply to deck chairs too

        • @samus12345
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          56 months ago

          The first half’s snark makes it seem serious, but the second half seems like sarcasm.

      • @[email protected]
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        126 months ago

        15? That’s it! Where is this good deal?

        The only reasonable food while out and about was supermarket meal deals when I went to visit a few years back.

      • @RagingRobot
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        This must be the guy who charges for the chairs lol

  • @Rolando
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    366 months ago

    Don’t forget to tip.

      • @[email protected]
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        Force the poor cashier, who’s not being paid minimum wage and needs to pay back their loans, to nervously smile at the pissed off customer and beg for mercy.

    • @VantaBrandon
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      Yes and may we suggest a reasonable default of 85%

  • @canihasaccount
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    At least it comes at a discount right now

    At least it comes at a discount right now

      • Liz
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        116 months ago

        They’re using an app which has an ad-supported version. I prefer Jeroba, which is only donation supported, but I’m not gonna stop people from making decisions.

      • @[email protected]
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        66 months ago

        They are using an app, which isn’t great. Most of the aps don’t do formatting correctly, which is a VERY low bar considering how much of Lemmy is text.

        • @canihasaccount
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          36 months ago

          Sync does formatting correctly. I came to Lemmy only because I like Sync so much. I paid for the lifetime version of it with Reddit and will probably pay for the lifetime version of this eventually. To each their own wrt how Lemmy is viewed, I guess.

          • @canihasaccount
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            26 months ago

            There’s an ad for something, with the bell. We both use the free version of Sync.

            • @[email protected]
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              oh i hadnt realized that sync had ads…

              it evidently must be a great app otherwise if people are willing to use it

  • @MrJameGumb
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    356 months ago

    “sure, it seems like a lot but you need the understand the great value you’re getting for that $70! Once you agree to a 48 month non-refundable subscription, we will ensure that our representatives do NOT follow you around with flashing lights and sirens and a big sign that says ‘did not pay $70’! At that price you can’t afford not to subscribe!”

    • @Rolando
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      follow you around with flashing lights and sirens and a big sign that says ‘did not pay $70’!

      Why not just show ads? Paying the $70 reduces the amount seen. Of course we need lots of personal information to show the right ads. And everything you say or do will be recorded for AI training.

    • @RubberElectrons
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      36 months ago

      😬 tone it down there, Aldous, that’s getting a little too plausible.

      • @MrJameGumb
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        26 months ago

        “Your feedback is appreciated! Please create a user profile and provide a valid payment method if you would like someone to actually read it!”

  • @agent_flounder
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    316 months ago

    wntd t rspnd prprly bt my vwl sbscrptn xprd. Ds nyn hv $5?

    • @[email protected]
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      196 months ago

      LPT: Yoü can get yoür vowel sübscription with a 80% discoünt using a türkish VPN with absolütely no sideffects.

    • @kambusha
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      76 months ago

      Srry, n. Hwvr, hv n bndnc f Y’s.

      YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

      • @samus12345
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        46 months ago

        “wyntyd ty ryspynd prypyrly byt my vywl sybscryptyyn yxpyryd. Dyys ynyyny hyvy $5?”

    • threelonmusketeers
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      76 months ago

      No, but I do have a few vowels left which I can spare. I think these should be the ones you need: ae o eo oe u oe uiio eie oe aoe ae

  • @Sam_Bass
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    126 months ago

    Heh. Costs me at least 1200 to exist here, so youre getting a deal

  • @[email protected]
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    86 months ago

    Also a video about how that’s the worst thing you can do for your health with no actual advice to correct it.

  • @GustavoM
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    36 months ago

    netflix users be like

  • @arin
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    26 months ago

    Daily breakdown of rent is more than that… Not including food and other expenses