• The Octonaut
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    157 months ago

    Americans think they’re in the “likes spicy food” category because Mexico lets them stand next to each other. My brothers, High Fructose Corn Syrup is not a spice

    • @[email protected]
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      87 months ago

      The all-american spice blend: high fructose corn syrup, regular corn syrup, light corn syrup, honey, stevia and aspartame. Completely sugar free! Buy 2 and get a free gun!