• @saltesc
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      135 months ago

      I’m upper-poor now.

      I did my dues in share houses and hatchbacks from the late-80s.

      But if you work really hard, you’ll be like me one day and can pay 100% of the rent with a car from this century in the driveway. The trick is eating less, working more, and not letting anyone tell you the office toilet paper isn’t for employees to take home.

    • @200ok
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      95 months ago

      A severed leg is the perfect stocking stuffer.