• Diplomjodler
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    8 months ago

    “Sorry, Igor, we’re all out of spades. Here’s your pointy stick. Now off you go on your frontal assault!”

    • @avater
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      128 months ago

      One out of two gets a rifle. The one with the rifle shoots, the one without follows him. When the one with the rifle gets killed, the one who is following picks up the rifle and shoots

      • Diplomjodler
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        68 months ago

        That was the good old days when they still had rifles.

      • @[email protected]
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        18 months ago

        Or the Stalinist version: one gets a rifle, one gets ammo and they fight. The survivor takes both.