• @ericbomb
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    7 months ago

    I lost 80 pounds and my stomach still hurts a ton when ever I eat, what’s the next step doctor?

    Doc: *surprised Pikachu face *

      • @ericbomb
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        227 months ago

        I was told by a doctor at 12 that I should never drink soda, caffeine, alcohol, or smoke to try to reduce stomach pain.

        Also I’m a male so it can’t be period pains or pregnancy.

        • @ericbomb
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          167 months ago

          Haha oh yeah and I was in character responding to your fake useless doctor.

          The things lazy doctors always wanna blame: Weight Pregnancy Period Smoking Lack of sleep Stress

          The last one is fun, because how do you argue you’re not stressed? I can prove I’m not the other ones. But I’m here for the 4th time this year, I spent all last weekend vomiting after following the laid out diet perfectly, yes, yes I’m stressed!

        • @[email protected]
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          7 months ago

          I’m just playing off the fact that no matter what your problem is doctors will always tell you to stop smoking.

          Broke your arm? Stop smoking.
          Etc etc

          • @Cryophilia
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            -37 months ago

            It’s really fucking shit honestly, I’ve left doctors over that.

            Yes, I know I need to quit smoking, but that’s an entirely separate issue from whatever the fuck is causing my foot to swell up like a balloon

            • @sep
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              77 months ago

              I know what you say is true in your case.

              But it is unfortunatly not that uncommon that people have to amputate a leg or 2 due to complications from smoking.