Watermelons are the closest thing to biblical mana in these times of extreme temperatures. I too aspire to become a watermelon wizard, but for my own benefit.
I’m not sure what the effort you’re taking about is. Don’t you must cut off a hunk and then cut it into chunks? Seems like one of the easier kinds of produce to prepare.
There’s some tools take them easy to prep. I have a tool that’s just a metal loop and it’s amazing. Basically you just slice the watermelon in half then scoop out in either sphere shapes or long strips.
Never eat them, horrible watery bullshit and more effort than they’re worth.
However, a very much appreciated post because my wife loves them and if this is true, I can become the Watermelon Wizard
Thanks, possibly:)
If you do become the Watermelon Wizard, will you be getting a cape? Or what do wizard wear… a mantle?
I was thinking about just painting my balls green tbh
She’s going to love it.
Make sure to put a large, orange blotch on them to indicate they’re delicious!
Congrats you are now a wizard
You get two massive melons on your chest
Watermelons are the closest thing to biblical mana in these times of extreme temperatures. I too aspire to become a watermelon wizard, but for my own benefit.
I’m not sure what the effort you’re taking about is. Don’t you must cut off a hunk and then cut it into chunks? Seems like one of the easier kinds of produce to prepare.
There’s some tools take them easy to prep. I have a tool that’s just a metal loop and it’s amazing. Basically you just slice the watermelon in half then scoop out in either sphere shapes or long strips.