Where I work has a local instance of GitLab that is completely off the grid from the internet. In addition, we have things like Atlassian tools and some other various things with offline licenses.

Every day, we hop in a big channel to ask “okay what’s down today?” “Can’t edit Confluence” “Great, not like I needed to do all of my documentation today.”

Best one lately is “someone revoked all permissions on Confluence and they don’t have a backup so we have to manually add all 1400 of you.” I got given admin perms though, so that’s nice.