Well you see, my neighbour has geese. I read somewhere they love dandelion leaves, so I’d bring them a handful whenever I was walking the dog. They are now so friendly I can pat them on the head
My wife said one day that every time she walks the dog and passes the geese, they start honking like mad and run up to the fence
Turns out the geese think it’s the dog that’s bringing the dandelion leaves
You can also force them with a bucket and they taste sweeter (supposedly). But if we’re feeding them to the geese then I’ll stick to making wine from the flowers
You only have to fight a goose one time and it’ll start leaving you alone.
That is a damn lie. The goose will just come back with its buddies
Just fight each of his buddies once and they’ll leave you alone.
Then the buddies buddies will come for you .
Feed them dandelions and they’re your friend forever tho
Ask me how I know
How do you know?
Well you see, my neighbour has geese. I read somewhere they love dandelion leaves, so I’d bring them a handful whenever I was walking the dog. They are now so friendly I can pat them on the head
My wife said one day that every time she walks the dog and passes the geese, they start honking like mad and run up to the fence
Turns out the geese think it’s the dog that’s bringing the dandelion leaves
😂
“Delicious Leaf Friend! Where are your agreed-upon offerings?”
Which bit of the dandelion? The flower?
The leaves. They’re actually quite tasty, like peppery lettuce, but they make you pee a lot. The french call them pissenlit, or “Pee the bed”
You can also force them with a bucket and they taste sweeter (supposedly). But if we’re feeding them to the geese then I’ll stick to making wine from the flowers