ickplantM to Animals with JobsEnglish · 11 months agoThe Transporter: turtle found by U.S. Coast Guard with $53 million worth of cocaine attached to itimagemessage-square57fedilinkarrow-up1495arrow-down17
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minus-squareaviationeastlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25arrow-down5·11 months agoDid I ever tell you the time we found a turtle with $50 million worth of cocaine attached to it?
minus-squaresynae[he/him]@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15arrow-down6·11 months agoWow, how did the turtle get that $45 million of coke?
minus-squareSelenilinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14arrow-down5·11 months agoNot sure, but we gave the $40 million worth of cocane to the FDA.
Did I ever tell you the time we found a turtle with $50 million worth of cocaine attached to it?
Wow, how did the turtle get that $45 million of coke?
Not sure, but we gave the $40 million worth of cocane to the FDA.