• @[email protected]
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    7 months ago

    That’s hilarious because me and my brother licked lead fishing weights for fun as a child. It’s probably why I’m retarded.

    Can someone make one for suitability as dildo material?

    Edit: Here it is, chumps

    • threelonmusketeers
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      87 months ago

      How is bromine “probably fine”? It should be in the rectal damage section.

      Calcium should probably be in the “Ow, my ass” section.

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        7 months ago

        There are a bunch wrong. Feel free to go crazy with it.

        Edit: NEW VERSION IS UP Yay

        • threelonmusketeers
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          57 months ago

          Better, but still a few issues.

          Promethium, radium, curium, and Californium are all radioactive enough to cause rectal damage. Conversely, I don’t think phosphorus (black or red) or selenium are reactive enough to cause much harm.

    • @olutukko
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      77 months ago

      awesome contribution

    • @multifariace
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      57 months ago

      A nobel prize would be given to a lot more of those. Especially those naturally brittle or liquid.

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        I guess it’s only implied but any liquid is inserted as a solid - e.i. below its melting point. It’s assumed anything crumbly has a suitable binding agent.

        A few of them are definitely wrong as has been pointed out to me but I’m glad we’re all learning about science!

        • @multifariace
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          27 months ago

          Gallium would be an interesting suppository.