• @Crackhappy
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    331 month ago

    There’s an old man sitting next to me Makin’ love to his tonic and gin.

    Now John at the bar is a friend of mine He gets me my drinks for free

    Paul is a real estate novelist Who never had time for a wife And he’s talkin’ with Davy, who’s still in the Navy, And probably will be for life

    • @SkybreakerEngineer
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      181 month ago

      Now Norman’s a billionaire scientist
      Who never had time for his son
      But something went screwy, and before you knew he, was trying to kill everyone

      Now he’s flying around on that glider-thing
      And he’s tossing those weird pumpkin bombs
      And he’s wearing that dumb power rangers mask
      But he’s scarier without it on

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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      101 month ago

      Last time I made love to my drink I got a lifetime ban from that bar.

    • @bitchkat
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      31 month ago

      You’re lucky to be drinking here for free