• @cabron_offsets
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    37 months ago

    Fuck up the rabbits that eat my flowers and leave a monolayer of rabbit shit on my property?

    • Flying Squid
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      37 months ago

      Have you considered a regular dog that doesn’t shoot flames? Our non-flamethrowing dog does a very good job taking care of the rabbits she can’t chase away.

      • @[email protected]
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        27 months ago

        Probably leaves a monolayer of dog shit, though. Now, a flamethrower robo-dog, there’s the dog of the future.

        • Flying Squid
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          17 months ago

          You can pick up dog shit. You can’t unburn your lawn.