• @someguy3
      link
      English
      2611 months ago

      3 days is one thing, 8 days is impossible, (unless you don’t eat anything.)

      • @EnderMB
        link
        English
        3511 months ago

        I have a newborn that hasn’t had a shit for 5 days. According to our doctor, anything under 10 days is “normal”.

        So to answer the question…breastmilk?

        • @Crackhappy
          link
          English
          2111 months ago

          Delicious, nutritious, shitless

        • threelonmusketeers
          link
          fedilink
          English
          311 months ago

          My dad once said, “if breast milk is the perfect food, babies shouldn’t have to poop”.

        • @Confused_Emus
          link
          English
          1611 months ago

          And on the seventh day, God dropped a holy deuce and rested.

      • @[email protected]
        link
        fedilink
        English
        9
        edit-2
        11 months ago

        Honestly, over 8 days, I feel like even if you only drank some kind of liquid nutrients, your body would still filter out enough solids that you’d have something moving through your colon

        • @[email protected]
          link
          fedilink
          English
          811 months ago

          Well sure, if what you’re drinking is “liquid nutrients” then it’s not much of a fast though.