• @someguy3
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    269 months ago

    3 days is one thing, 8 days is impossible, (unless you don’t eat anything.)

    • @EnderMB
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      359 months ago

      I have a newborn that hasn’t had a shit for 5 days. According to our doctor, anything under 10 days is “normal”.

      So to answer the question…breastmilk?

      • @Crackhappy
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        219 months ago

        Delicious, nutritious, shitless

      • threelonmusketeers
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        39 months ago

        My dad once said, “if breast milk is the perfect food, babies shouldn’t have to poop”.

      • @Confused_Emus
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        169 months ago

        And on the seventh day, God dropped a holy deuce and rested.

    • @[email protected]
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      9 months ago

      Honestly, over 8 days, I feel like even if you only drank some kind of liquid nutrients, your body would still filter out enough solids that you’d have something moving through your colon

      • @[email protected]
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        89 months ago

        Well sure, if what you’re drinking is “liquid nutrients” then it’s not much of a fast though.