We here at Boeing Airlines have realized our continued recent issues and failures, and for that we sincerely apologize to any and all affected passengers and crew members.
We have decided that from this point on, we will now be changing our brand name to Boing as we upgrade all of our airplanes with spring technology. That way if any of our planes fall out of the sky, they’ll go boing boing boing…
I’ve been saying “Boing” for years
We’re glad to have repeat customers such as yourself. We hope you enjoy your next bouncy flight.
A true Seattlite calls them “Boeings.” The s at the end makes you sound smarter. 😉