Looking expectantly at the glass, mopping perspiration from my brow, licking my lips? A hard, grinning stare directly at the server? Eyes downcast, my hands lying dejectedly in my lap?

  • ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠
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    192 years ago

    Directly at my groin, please. It’s the best way to show appreciation for my service.