The planet’s average temperature hit 17.23 degrees Celsius on Thursday, surpassing the 17.18C record set on Tuesday and equalled on Wednesday.

  • mochi
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    -181 year ago

    What they don’t want you to know is that the Earth’s orbit changed and we’re swinging in closer and closer to the Sun. The vaccine was actually nanites meant to help protect us from upcoming radiation and other atmosphere changes.

    • @Restaldt
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      91 year ago

      Holy tinfoil hat batman!

      • @guyman
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        81 year ago

        It’s actually aluminum foil.

        • @spaysi
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          41 year ago

          Gotta save that foil to protect our devices from the next big CME guys

    • @NocturnalMorning
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      11 year ago

      That’s a fun conspiracy theory. It’s gibberish of course, but fun nonetheless.

    • mochi
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      11 year ago

      This comment was for fun. I’m currently reading the Silo books.