• Family Vacation by Kolanaki

          Finally! It’s summer, hey-oh!

          Dad’s got the tickets to Disney Land, our suitcases are packed,

          Get in the car and away we go.

          We’re almost there, oh what a thrill,

          But what’s that I see, up over the hill?

          A giant brown fart cloud over the city,

          Making everything smelly, ugly and shitty.

          “What is that, dad?” I asked in confusion,

          “Nothing to worry about, just the pollution.”