• Urist
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    437 months ago

    You don’t know what you ask, traveler. My loins are too tender for you. They will surely kill you.

    • @Godric
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      7 months ago

      Butcher! I am telling you I need your tender loins! I am going into battle!

      • @BreadOven
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        7 months ago

        You can’t handle my tenderest loins, traveller! My tenderest loins are enough to kill a beast, let alone a man!

        Go to a butcher who sells tougher loins!