I have gas from eating lots of bread, which is not unusual, but for some reason today’s farts hurt my ass.

They’re not those super hot farts, they’re just really… pressurized? They come out loud and proud and it feels kinda violent. Any ideas?

  • Dr. Wesker
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    348 months ago

    Probably anal fission. When he splits his crack, a lot of energy is released.

    • Rhynoplaz
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      68 months ago

      No to be confused with anal fusion, which is when your ass cheeks clap together.