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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink94•edit-28 months agoBro, the genre’s called fantasy for a reason. Why you gotta ruin my dream of finding someone who loves me for myself? Unrealistic though it might be…
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink17•8 months agoShe doesn’t love you, you’re the first thing she could grab with a heart beat and two legs
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•edit-28 months agoNot true! She ate a monkey yesterday. …and she grabbed it before she ate it.
minus-squareFartsWithAnAccentlinkfedilink2•8 months agoWhy is your dream a tiny filthy goblin? You can do better.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink25•8 months agoI am a big filthy goblin pretty much. A hobgoblin, if you will.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•8 months agoYeah I don’t think I could go with someone who’s like 2 feet tall.
Bro, the genre’s called fantasy for a reason.
Why you gotta ruin my dream of finding someone who loves me for myself? Unrealistic though it might be…
She doesn’t love you, you’re the first thing she could grab with a heart beat and two legs
Beggars can’t be choosers.
Not true! She ate a monkey yesterday. …and she grabbed it before she ate it.
Why is your dream a tiny filthy goblin? You can do better.
Like a big filthy goblin?
I am a big filthy goblin pretty much. A hobgoblin, if you will.
knobgobblin’
Holding out for orc husbando myself.
then hit me up if your still looking
I think that might just be a hobgoblin?
Yeah I don’t think I could go with someone who’s like 2 feet tall.
You! You…height-ist!
Hey, that’s not fair to the goblin.