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minus-squareSuiXi3D@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up10·11 months agoEverything is chemistry. Statistics were created by man, and man is the end result of a long convoluted chain of events set off by a chemical reaction. Ergo, statistics is chemistry.
minus-square:3 3: :3 3: :3 3: :3@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down4·11 months agoMath is a language and as such it’s less pure than sociology. The universe knows no numbers, it knows no addition not division.
minus-squarekamenLady.linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·11 months agoBut it knows you. It sure as fuck knows you.
minus-squaremexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·11 months agoAnd where did chemical reactions start? Where did molecules or atoms come from? Physics! Hence English is physics
minus-squareSuiXi3D@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months agoArgh! You’re right! Physics is everything!
Everything is chemistry. Statistics were created by man, and man is the end result of a long convoluted chain of events set off by a chemical reaction. Ergo, statistics is chemistry.
Not even close!
Math is a language and as such it’s less pure than sociology. The universe knows no numbers, it knows no addition not division.
But it knows you. It sure as fuck knows you.
And where did chemical reactions start? Where did molecules or atoms come from? Physics!
Hence English is physics
Argh! You’re right! Physics is everything!