• IninewCrow
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    58 months ago

    Car stops on the street in front of the house … Garrison at attention!!!

    Car starts backing up towards the driveway … All forces on high alert! Man your stations!!!

    Car starts moving onto the driveway … Cease all operations!! Men at your stations!!! We’re dispatching a warning party!!!

    Car drives away … Cancel all alerts!!! Go back to your patrols!

    • @samus12345
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      58 months ago

      Why would you back up into a driveway to turn around? Going in forward seems easier.

      • @KISSmyOSFeddit
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        48 months ago

        Then you’d have to back up into traffic, and you’re blasting your headlights into someone’s living room.

    • @jaybone
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      18 months ago

      Knock… Draw… Hold… Hold… Hold…