• @AllonzeeLV
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    278 months ago

    I mean, does Neptune have oil???

    We might need a little more to finish destroying our sole, communal habitat. Anything worth doing is worth doing well!

      • Monkey With A Shell
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        78 months ago

        Bunch of diamonds tossed around in 1000 mph winds, what could be the worst that happens…

      • @AllonzeeLV
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        8 months ago

        it’s got diamond rain, man.

        Keep that shit down, or the US will have to “bring freedom” to Neptune.

        • @[email protected]
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          258 months ago

          Diamonds aren’t actually worth that much. It has a very troubled history involving exploitation and slavery among other disturbing subjects. The price is kept artificially high by a huge cartel and good marketing saying artificial diamonds aren’t as good as the “real” diamonds. In reality artificial diamonds are better in every way, but I guess it’s the slavery that adds that je ne sais quoi.

          • @AllonzeeLV
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            68 months ago

            It’s just become steeped in tradition, and sorry to be a stereotypical edgelord and quote Rick Sanchez but scientifically, traditions are an idiot thing.

            • Captain Aggravated
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              48 months ago

              There is something to be said for diamonds as everyday jewelry; being the hardest material out there makes them hella durable.

              But, jewelry is 100% a complete scam.

            • JackGreenEarth
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              38 months ago

              Well, tradition is opposed to the scientific method, which advocates constantly reassessing what you think you know, if that’s what you meant.