• @SirSamuel
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    132 months ago

    Out of curiosity, what would happen to all of his money if he were to suddenly die?

    I know many who work for Tesla and SpaceX would benefit, and that the earth would be slightly better without the stain of his existence. But what happens to the money?

    • @PoliticalAgitator
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      162 months ago

      It goes to whomever has simped the hardest for him on social media.

      • @RGB3x3
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        42 months ago

        Shit, maybe I need to start simping super hard.

        • @PoliticalAgitator
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          22 months ago

          Hurry, you’ve got to make up a lot of ground to become king of the simps. His ego is a black hole capable of absorbing infinite amounts of fawning, baseless adoration. Hell, he completely reinvented himself the day he worked out that right-wing reactionaries set a lower bar.