• @TotallynotJessicaM
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    7 months ago

    Where is your dignity?

    It was weighing me down so I traded it to get my soul back. The guy who had it died, so I got it for a discount.

    Your self-respect?

    You probably saw an old pic.

    Your number?

    🥇

    What’s your address?

    You may address me as ma’am, mommy, master, or god.

    You free tonight?

    Only after 10. Tomorrow works better.