• @0110010001100010
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    169 months ago

    Don’t worry, you’ll get a check for like $3.50 three years from now.

    • @QualifiedKitten
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      119 months ago

      Not even. Looking at the 2023 Q4 subscriber counts listed on Wikipedia that’s about 500 million devices, so the total fine amounts to less than 50¢ per customer.

      Someone please tell me I’m calculating that terribly wrong, because I’m feeling quite angry at such a meaningless penalty.

      • @0110010001100010
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        9 months ago

        You aren’t, but it’s likely some people have 2 or even 3 cell network connected devices (phone, tablet, watch, car, etc). As that articles notes it’s SIM cards not people. Not that $1.50 is any better…

        Also, that $3.50 was a South Park joke.

        • @QualifiedKitten
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          29 months ago

          Oh, I definitely got the South Park reference!

          I just got curious about the math anyway, then very, very angry. Another source indicated something like 300 million people with cell phones in the country, but it wasn’t clear how many of those are customers of the affected carriers.

    • circuitfarmer
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      39 months ago

      And 6 free months of “identity protection” which is actually just a total farce.