• Farid
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    527 months ago

    At the risk of sounding pedantic (which I am), beaming up doesn’t physically move you up, just molecularly deconstructs you on the spot.

    Side note, do transporters purge poop when transporting? Cause why not, they filter stuff out anyway, might as well de-poop and de-pee.

    • @mrsemi
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      387 months ago

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      • Farid
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        67 months ago

        Yeah, I agree, which is why I only think in terms of small things. Like poop filtering.

      • @[email protected]
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        47 months ago

        Afaik it canonically can. We’ve had people rebuilt from the buffer, so it literally has done most of those things. The downside to most of those is that you would lose your memories of everything that happened since you were last scanned. Also, it’s illegal to rebuild people from buffer. Also, the body is implied to be so complex that you can’t just edit one, like curing their cancer. You have to rely on a scam, so you would need a scam of that person without cancer. For simpler things, you can just edit them without needing an original scan, and that’s how their food makers things I can’t remember the name of work. It’s literally the exact same tech as the transporter.

        • Farid
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          47 months ago

          Their food makers are called replicators, and technically, they aren’t just food makers. While they are primarily used to create food and drinks, they also replicate the plates and glasses, clothes, mechanical parts, and pretty much any matter, with few exceptions.

      • ASeriesOfPoorChoices
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        diseases: it does. they mention this numerous times over the years.

        wounds: tricky to differentiate between body modifications and scars (for example). safer to go to a doctor than rely on a computer.

        immortality: same thing, basically.

      • aname
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        17 months ago

        Given the explanation of how it works, it just vaporises you and constructs a copy elsewhere.

        • Farid
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          47 months ago

          Not exactly, it does a lot of extra stuff in between; it stores your entire molecular structure in the buffer (basically downloads you into RAM), filters out foreign pathogens like viruses (except when it doesn’t), apparently keeps your molecular structure log after each transport (which is somehow different from being kept in buffer), sometimes accidentally merges you with another species if you happen to have a certain flower with you, etc.

        • Natanael
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          27 months ago

          The transporter tech is the exact same as the replicators they produce food with, but can work at a distance (although they don’t acknowledge this?). So yeah they can do whatever.

        • @WarlordSdocy
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          17 months ago

          Except it has been shown to be able to selectively remove things like weapons. So the question is if it can be expanded to apply to things inside the body.

    • NoFuckingWaynado
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      197 months ago

      The dominant theory is since there are no bathrooms anywhere on any Star Trek show, the transporters would have to be involved somehow.

      • Farid
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        117 months ago

        They do have sonic showers. Don’t remember any references to toilets tho.

    • @CaptPretentious
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      127 months ago

      That’s just want you to think!

      It actually disintegrates you and prints out a new clone.

    • Brickardo
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      87 months ago

      Does the poop stay where the beamed up lad was? Because that’s going to be a problem for beaming lots of people at once

      • Farid
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        97 months ago

        No, of course not, it goes to the same place all other filtered contaminants go. Recycled for replicators, I presume.