- cross-posted to:
- nottheonion
- cross-posted to:
- nottheonion
Those poor anacondas didn’t want none. Oh, and if you’re smuggling snakes, maybe leave the machete at home?
Those poor anacondas didn’t want none. Oh, and if you’re smuggling snakes, maybe leave the machete at home?
Bold of you to assume I’m hung that long.
I woke up, missing my fuckin’ dong…