@heartpatcher to Lemmy Shitpost • 8 months agoHe may try to sleep with youimagemessage-square35arrow-up1458arrow-down19
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink9•8 months agoHey Kevin, come to my house, we can hanky-panky.
minus-square@stoicmavericklink4•8 months agoHey Kev-o! I’m not playing games over here. I got a nice, soft butthole waiting for you whenever you’re ready. Lube’s in the top shelf.
minus-square@stoicmavericklink1•8 months ago*runs, screaming, backwards, directly at Kevin, while holding my anus open with my fingers.
minus-square𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍linkfedilink2•8 months agoThis thread went in an unexpectedly 4chan direction really fast.
minus-square@stoicmavericklink1•8 months agoNo. If this was /b/ somebody would have posted a webm of somebody getting their face cut off by now, probably followed by porn. We’re safe.
Hey Kevin, come to my house, we can hanky-panky.
Hey Kev-o! I’m not playing games over here. I got a nice, soft butthole waiting for you whenever you’re ready. Lube’s in the top shelf.
FUCK ME IN THE ASS, KEVIN.
*runs, screaming, backwards, directly at Kevin, while holding my anus open with my fingers.
This thread went in an unexpectedly 4chan direction really fast.
No. If this was /b/ somebody would have posted a webm of somebody getting their face cut off by now, probably followed by porn. We’re safe.