I’m kidding here, but the similarities are odd. The weather is always between 70F and 85F all year round. The biggest threat to you on the island are apples. You shouldn’t eat the apples that grow on the island; the small green ones are poisonous. Oh, and it isn’t easy to immigrate there. It’s a place where only few people are allowed to reside. Oh, and did I mention the abundant variety of plants and animals on the island?

  • Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin
    -4•7 months ago

    Dude probably posted this and then started listening to some pop or rock music without even blinking

    • @breadsmasherEnglish
      3•7 months ago

      You think america invented pop or rock music?

      • @7uWqKj
        4•7 months ago

        Poor guy can’t listen to Queen because monarchy, can’t listen to AC/DC because he’s got only 110 volts, and can’t listen to ABBA because the spelling is too complicated.