@GoofSchmoofer to Ask LemmyEnglish • 8 months agoLadies if all the men of the world disappeared for 24 hours, they are fine they will come back, BUT during those 24 hours what are YOU doing?message-square179arrow-up1153arrow-down147file-text
arrow-up1106arrow-down1message-squareLadies if all the men of the world disappeared for 24 hours, they are fine they will come back, BUT during those 24 hours what are YOU doing?@GoofSchmoofer to Ask LemmyEnglish • 8 months agomessage-square179file-text
minus-square@HappycamperNZlink41•8 months agoWhats stopping you? My wife does then gets moody at me when I walk past and see her. I should tell her to cut the crap.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFartlink14•8 months agoIsn’t that why the scientific name for the anus is turd cutter?
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFartlink18•8 months agoHis wife lets him stick his penis in her asshole on his birthday.
minus-squarefunkajunklinkfedilinkEnglish3•8 months agoI hear some guys are willing to peg you every day if you want
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFartlink5•8 months agoYeah I used to get lots of ass play but unfortunately I aged out of the Catholic Church.
Whats stopping you?
My wife does then gets moody at me when I walk past and see her. I should tell her to cut the crap.
Isn’t that why the scientific name for the anus is turd cutter?
I thought the scientific name was birthday hole.
TIL
Never heard this one. Plz explain.
His wife lets him stick his penis in her asshole on his birthday.
Or his wife pegs him on his birthday.
Lucky guy.
Wise words from SatansMaggotyCumFart.
I hear some guys are willing to peg you every day if you want
Yeah I used to get lots of ass play but unfortunately I aged out of the Catholic Church.
With the
poopcrap knife?Read this in Rodney Dangerfield voice