Yo linux team, i would love some advice.

I’m pretty mad at windows, 11 keeps getting worse and worse and I pretty done with Bill’s fetishes about bing and ai. Who knows where’s cortana right now…

Anyway, I heard about this new company called Linux and I’m open to try new stuff. I’m a simple guy and just need some basic stuff:

  • graphic stuff: affinity, canva, corel, gimp etc… (no adobe anymore, please don’t ask.)
  • 3d modelling and render: blender, rhino, cinema, keyshot
  • video editing: davinci
  • some little coding in Dart/flutter (i use VS code, I don’t know if this is good or bad)
  • a working file explorer (can’t believe i have to say this)
  • NO FUCKIN ADS
  • NO MF STUPID ASS DISGUSTING ADVERTISING

The tricky part is the laptop, a zenbook duo pro (i9-10/rtx2060), with double touch screens.

I tried ubuntu several years ago but since it wasn’t ready for my use i never went into different distros and their differences. Now unfortunately, ready or not, I need to switch.

Edit: the linux-company thing is just for triggering people, sorry I didn’t know it was this effective.

  • @[email protected]OP
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    586 months ago

    No sorry man, it’s my british humor coming out. I needed to bait some linux users :) I’m one of those evil people who works in marketing. But thank you for the tips, I do appreciate it!

      • Thassodar
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        76 months ago

        This is so apt, I’m not a Linux user but I’ve seen so many on Lemmy this fits. One day I may join y’all… One day.

    • Johanno
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      86 months ago

      I knew it was a troll post.

      1. Company called Linux

      2. Only mentioned programs that work in Linux

      3. The general way of writing

    • Diplomjodler
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      66 months ago

      Hello, Sir! I’m from Linux company! Please give me your password so I can do remote maintenance on your computer. Don’t worry, it’s absolutely free!

    • SomeLemmyUser
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      46 months ago

      How much of the question was sincere and how many of my time was wasted? XD

    • Otter
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      46 months ago

      I wasn’t sure myself honestly, thought I’d check if someone else brought it up first

      I think people get super excited to share the good news that it’s not a company behind it and all the benefits that come with that