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minus-square@shalafilinkEnglish3•8 months agoImma sell a “smoke diverter” that’s a wide piece of cardboard on a stand. Put it opposite your seat at the fire, boom, no more smoke.
minus-squaresynae[he/him]linkfedilinkEnglish8•8 months agoGonna need to sell left- and right-handed versions if you want to capture the market
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink2•8 months agoAnd a pink one that costs 50% more marketed as “for women” or “for her”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink1•8 months agoThen you put out the tacticool camo version and the upscale material version that’s just made out of aluminum.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink2•8 months agoAnd don’t forget the designer one, which just has a Supreme logo on it yet costs 30x more
Imma sell a “smoke diverter” that’s a wide piece of cardboard on a stand. Put it opposite your seat at the fire, boom, no more smoke.
Gonna need to sell left- and right-handed versions if you want to capture the market
And a pink one that costs 50% more marketed as “for women” or “for her”
Then you put out the tacticool camo version and the upscale material version that’s just made out of aluminum.
And don’t forget the designer one, which just has a Supreme logo on it yet costs 30x more