As if the Prime Video app couldn’t get any worse.

  • @Snapz
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    369 months ago

    Our research shows that we can fill up to 80% of the visual field with ads before we induce seizures!

    • @UnderpantsWeevil
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      49 months ago

      Pioneering a technique to insert ads into the middle of your seizures so we don’t have to worry about going over 80%

      • @Death_Equity
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        29 months ago

        With the Amazon Alexa equipped with the GM-AL Vision System, we can time the ads between vision lapses and achieve nearly 95% ad prevalence in 91% of Prime subs.

        With the Extended View VR headset equipped with new eye-opening visuals we are seeing 98% percent ad observation with only a 23% hospitalization rate for blindness and numbness of the zygomatic nerve.

        Both the Amazon Alexa with GM-AL and Extended View headset will be available for $99.99 and $249.99, or $49.99 and $149.99 with a prime subscription, this next fiscal quarter.