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minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFartlink49•25 days agoPoor King Chuckles. He’s waited his whole life to get the crown than he gets ass-cancer and people still disrespect his authority.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish20•24 days agoListen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink5•24 days agoYou can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
minus-square@samus12345linkEnglish3•24 days agoI’m an emperor because a moistened bint threw a scimitar at me!
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFartlink11•25 days agoGod himself gave him his authority, he doesn’t need your vote.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink18•25 days agoNo, I talked with the FSM, they said the one true king of England was Wade Boggs.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink21•25 days agoThat’s why he’d be such a good king! All the tourism benefits, none of the problems.
Poor King Chuckles.
He’s waited his whole life to get the crown than he gets ass-cancer and people still disrespect his authority.
I didn’t vote for him
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
I’m an emperor because a moistened bint threw a scimitar at me!
God himself gave him his authority, he doesn’t need your vote.
No, I talked with the FSM, they said the one true king of England was Wade Boggs.
Isn’t he dead?
That’s why he’d be such a good king!
All the tourism benefits, none of the problems.
It worked for the French.