“illegal” is something we made up for the poors, ducky! That’s not for us!

If you already have a lot of money, no.

The courts legalized bribery years back.

No it’s an “official presidential act”

Campaign donation loophole

Democracies hate this one simple trick…

When lawmakers want to take a bribe, all they have to do is legalize it. Or, skip all that and go for the goal - convince executives and the courts it’s legal, because you did bribery with extra steps. It’s a totally new thing I just made up

Hasn’t stopped him before.