minus-squarelemmynglinkfedilinkEnglish11•8 months agoIf it was really smart it would scan your butthole.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink6•8 months agoI remember reading something about Dali I think getting butthole prints of people and discovering that butthole prints are just as identifying as finger prints.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink2•8 months agoHuh… I never thought about it. But that makes a lot of sense.
minus-square@garbagebagellink6•edit-28 months agoI thought we were all joking here but what the fuck: Stanford’s new ‘smart toilet’ will check out your anus Full article from Stanford: https://med.stanford.edu/news/all-news/2020/04/smart-toilet-monitors-for-signs-of-disease.html
minus-square@over_cloxlink2•8 months agoDamn, I heard about that a couple years ago and just looked it up again… https://www.businessinsider.com/scientists-designed-a-smart-toilet-with-butt-recognition-technology-2020-4
If it was really smart it would scan your butthole.
I remember reading something about Dali I think getting butthole prints of people and discovering that butthole prints are just as identifying as finger prints.
Huh… I never thought about it. But that makes a lot of sense.
I thought we were all joking here but what the fuck: Stanford’s new ‘smart toilet’ will check out your anus
Full article from Stanford: https://med.stanford.edu/news/all-news/2020/04/smart-toilet-monitors-for-signs-of-disease.html
Damn, I heard about that a couple years ago and just looked it up again…
https://www.businessinsider.com/scientists-designed-a-smart-toilet-with-butt-recognition-technology-2020-4