Unsure if your snack gets the David Seymour tick? This will clear things up.

In announcing changes to the school lunches programme, David Seymour said kids would no longer be served ‘woke’ foods. To clear up any confusion, The Spinoff has compiled a guide to the wokeness levels of some common food items.

  • @[email protected]English
    4•8 months ago

    First I’ve heard of baguette pizza but now I must try it. I’ve had pizza on a baguette before but never baguette on pizza.

    • @FooBarringtonEnglish
      3•8 months ago

      You’ve never placed three baguettes on top of a pizza? We’ve all done that!